I Can Finally Sleep at Night

I can't say I'm too upset. Click on image to read the whole thing cuz of the shitty layout options.

LT Style, Electric Glide *hangs head in shame*

Not another one. Really? Really LT? Have you not learned anything from history? Whether it be the Superbowl Shuffle, Muhammad Ali's rap career, the 1987 Lakers Anti-Drug spot (why Rambo? WHY?), or the 1986 Dodgers performing the Baseball Boogie (hip thrusting starts at about 1:28), it's just never a good idea for athletes to step in front of a microphone.

LT, please take off your all white suit, go put your helmet back on and "wave to your mama" right after to run over Bart Scott on your way to the endzone this weekend. Chargers 24-14 over the Jets.

Introducing the Starting Middle Linebacker for the Denver Broncos

I’m not really sure how I feel about this video. Do I feel bad for the Kid Rock wannabe or do I applaud the guy who wrecked his world? I mean this wasn’t your usual prank gone wrong. One minute you're about to be a comic genius and the next minute you're laying on the ground with a broken neck. Anyhow, the only people that should not wear pants are Victoria's Secret models and beach volleyball players. That’s it. Seriously dude put some real pants on. The Germans have been doin this shit for years and it still disgusts me. I guess I'm glad that that guy finally had some sense knocked into him.

P.S. - Josh McDaniels, if you're out there, put the ego aside and offer a 5 year contract with $20+ million guaranteed. This guy is that good. Film don't lie.

Say it ain't so, Pete

Wall Street Journal- USC coach Pete Carroll is close to a deal to coach the Seattle Seahawks, according to people familiar with the matter. The Seahawks fired coach Jim Mora Friday after one season. A USC athletic-department spokesman would not confirm or deny the reports. "Pete's name comes out at this time every year," the spokesman said. Mr. Carroll's agent and a Seahawks spokesperson did not immediately return requests for comment. Mr. Carroll's departure would end one of the most successful, fun-loving, free-wheeling coaching stints in recent college history.

As a USC fan I'm very disappointed to see Carroll wanting to leave. I knew he would leave for the NFL again (33-31 all time as a head coach) at some some point, but not right after such a dog shit season. Come on Pete, at least get USC back on top again before you go. We're coming of a 9-4 season and 5-4 in the Pac-10 to finish 5th. Any big time recruits we may have coming in this season will be lost to the SEC as soon as you leave. You owe it the the Trojan faithful to stay at least another year.

If Carroll stays long enough he may even be given the head coaching job for the new LA franchise.

Reports say that LA is after their own franchise. They are pursuing mainly the Bills and Jaguars, but if I had my way I would rename the team the Hollywood Playboys because 1. that would be badass and 2. those would be some smokin cheerleaders. Just stay a while longer Pete. Its going to be worth it. Plus I don't think coaching techniques that involve homoerotic tendencies go over real well in the NFL.

Seattle is a little fruity though.