Showing posts with label Video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Video. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

LT Style, Electric Glide *hangs head in shame*



Not another one. Really? Really LT? Have you not learned anything from history? Whether it be the Superbowl Shuffle, Muhammad Ali's rap career, the 1987 Lakers Anti-Drug spot (why Rambo? WHY?), or the 1986 Dodgers performing the Baseball Boogie (hip thrusting starts at about 1:28), it's just never a good idea for athletes to step in front of a microphone.

LT, please take off your all white suit, go put your helmet back on and "wave to your mama" right after to run over Bart Scott on your way to the endzone this weekend. Chargers 24-14 over the Jets.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Introducing the Starting Middle Linebacker for the Denver Broncos



I’m not really sure how I feel about this video. Do I feel bad for the Kid Rock wannabe or do I applaud the guy who wrecked his world? I mean this wasn’t your usual prank gone wrong. One minute you're about to be a comic genius and the next minute you're laying on the ground with a broken neck. Anyhow, the only people that should not wear pants are Victoria's Secret models and beach volleyball players. That’s it. Seriously dude put some real pants on. The Germans have been doin this shit for years and it still disgusts me. I guess I'm glad that that guy finally had some sense knocked into him.

P.S. - Josh McDaniels, if you're out there, put the ego aside and offer a 5 year contract with $20+ million guaranteed. This guy is that good. Film don't lie.

Friday, January 8, 2010

AND1 Fishing Circuit



Jesus! I had to watch that video three times just to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy pulled off a 360 between the legs. On another note, I realize that the economy is in the shitter but I'm sure that a fishing line and bait is cheaper than the insurance policy for this jackass. Steve Irwin would be shitting in his grave if he saw this video.
These guys better keep a low profile. If they keep this up, the Sea Shepherds and their captain Paul Watson will probably show up and *insert something retarded and ineffective here*.

P.S. - Has anyone ever met one of the Sea Shepherds? I would have to be on schedule 1 drugs to not knock one of them the fuck out. Like I have never seen a group of people who feel vindicated by such stupid shit. They celebrate like they won WWII every time they land one of those acid bags on the Maru.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

David "Chubbs" Stillman: Overrated



Rivals- With the game already decided, Gunn called a timeout and put [Chubbs] Stillman back into the game. "When Coach Gunn called timeout to get Chubbs back into the game, I asked the kids, 'How do we want this to end?' " opposing coach Chris Wilkenson said. "Chubbs had already scored, but they didn't care. "They said, 'Coach we want him to hit another shot.' It shows that these kids have real character." And hit another shot he did. Stillman, with a flair for the dramatic, hit a buzzer-beating 3-pointer to close the game.

We've all seen the story before. Special needs student and team manager gets put into the game for the first time ever because it is his senior year and his last game. But what really pisses me off about this specific story is the kids on the other team. They just let him score. How the hell does that help this kid? I say block the shit out of him. NO EASY BUCKETS. What life lesson are you teaching this kid? He can do whatever he wants just because he has special needs? Hell no. Send that shot back right into his face. Make him earn it.

People like Chubbs make real performers like Jason McElwain look bad. J-Mac is the real deal.



J-Mac misses is first shot about as bad as David Wesley. But does he give up? He goes on to hit six threes. Every single one of them right in a defender's eye (maybe #32 was a special needs player for the other team?). In the words of J-Mac himself, "I was on fire. I was hotter than a pistol". I hope you let those words sink in Chubbs.