The Bucket List

Apparently I've started writing down everything I ponder. So here is the "Bucket List" that I wrote the other night with my roommate.

Some are serious, others get somewhat ridiculous. At one point there is a nice little juxtaposition between life and death (kill a man and have child). I regret writing some of these (have child) but most of these are pretty damn awesome. I could probably kill multiple birds (and if were to kill a bird I'll make sure it's endangered) with one stone. First I'm going to drop the anal hammer on a milf, on tape, whilst skydiving. Boom! Four down. Next I might make a flight to outer space on the Virgin Galactic Spaceship

The VSS Orgy

and end up Wobbly H'ing Ivana Trump with Michael Jordan (Ivana and MJ happen to be on the flight, and this might not be the threesome I always imagined but I'm going to count it anyway). Three more right there. It'll be too easy to finish these.

I'm sure this is not everything that would be on my list, but it's what we came up with. Anyway, what is your bucket list?