"1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an English paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbating, and boy am I in trouble now."
This word applies to me like no other word has applied to me before. Ted Williams hits, Jesus saves and I procrasturbate.
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