
"My friend used to drink 4 a day for six months straight. He doesn't remember those six months, at all."
"Fuck thinking about a hang over worry about your heart blowing up"
"I remember one of my friends shotgunned one once; that kid could hold his alcohol."
(Possibly one of the most impressive drinking accomplishments of our generation)
Fear not though, as there still is a way to find yourself knocking back JOOSE. A 12 pack will run you $38 online ($15 bullshit shipping fee included). Party on!