Trinity Squash Does Not Fuck Around

23-0 on the season en route to their 12th straight national title. Even more impressive, one little Asian man had his dreams and hopes crushed, pissed on and left in a gutter. From what I've read, Kenneth Chan (Yale whipping boy) was talking shit throughout the whole match. Don't be running your mouth to the 6'5 senior co-captain of an 11 straight NC team and expect to come out on top. That was all the motivation my man Baset Chaudhry needed. Chan is lucky he even walked off that court alive. Baset should be given a medal for not shitting directly into Chan's mouth after the match. U.S.A! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!