LeBron not going to be in the Dunk Contest- Reason: Shannon Brown

Remember last year during the Dunk Contest when LeBron said he was "tossing his hat in" for next year? The guy can't go more than an hour without wanting all the attention on him. He just said that bullshit about doing the Dunk Contest because he wants to be the center of attention. But as soon as it comes to actually doing it, he pusses out. What a fucking surprise. And do you know why he pussed out? SHANNON BROWN of the Defending World Champion Los Angeles Lakers. The man can sky. I'm calling it right now.

SHANNON BROWN WILL WIN THE 2010 SPRITE SLAM DUNK CONTEST

He's not real tall (6'4), which will help him against Lollipop Guild member Nate Robinson, and has a 44.5" vertical aka he could potentially have sex with a woman midair during the Dunk Contest. If you don't believe me when I say Brown would 360 on your mom without thinking twice, just watch these videos.





This one's a block, but holy shit. "Athletic as can be".